Why don’t the headlines include that this was his response to asking if Obama was right when he said aliens exist? It makes it so much funnier

“Government Sanctioned Radio” “Rally round the family with a pocket full of shell. But unironically”

Grass always appears greener on the other side. He made the right choice, but will forever try to figure out if there was a wish that could have gotten him true love and a spaceship

I’m experiencing some pretty strong dysphoria. I want to extend the homework for ACCT201b but I don’t have a ACCT201b class with homework to extend. Does anyone have advice for what to do with these feelings?

For me, even when a kind act goes punished, I don’t regret the actual decision even if I wish I could have prevented the unintended consequences. But I make an effort to believe that making the right decision is valuable in of itself

Subreleases about to crazy