They won’t give me that shit but Garfield can? Fml

Spooge is my muse!

I blow a couple of really good dudes .

No she wants nothing to do with me.

It’s ok he is a Pastor.

I’m a huge pothead. Both literally and figuratively.

Trick question I did that shit last year.

My weed guy.

How do you wipe your butt?!?!

You win let’s close this up.

Maybe they just really like fastvpn

Maybe he is into urethra play.

What’s your mom doing?

Oh I like you you can come over and fuck my wife.

Jam it right in my ass!

Why he always looking confused?

Who wants to live to old age anyways?

It’s easier to fit a camel through the eye of a needle, than it is for a rich man to get into heaven.

Can’t wait to see how they fuck this up.