

Otters. They are just too damn cute.
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Otters. They are just too damn cute.


My wife finds my obsession with soft butter for toast to be a bit extreme, but I hate trying to spread it cold. I have “soften it in the microwave” down to a perfect science where it comes out soft but not melted.


I don’t have enough confidence that random people in my vicinity at any point in time will know the word to ever, ever use it. The possibility of someone taking it as the n-word it kinda sounds like is just too damn high.
The cute little hands are part of the appeal for me!