Have either of you ever been convicted of a Felony?

Convicted…? No, no… Never convicted…

Don’t be so pendantic!

Aliya Rahman was ripped out of her car by ice while trying to make it to a Dr. Appointment.

Where’s Mom??

Does anyone have a link to the skit where cops were called on a guy hauling his dead dad in a wheelbarrow through the neighborhood?

Went something like -

Cop: We got calls of a body being hauled through the neighborhood in a wheelbarrow.

Guy: Yup, that’s me.

Cop: Why didn’t you call 911?

Guy: 911 is for emergencies. I woke up and he was already dead. So no emergency.

Cop: Why does that kind of make a ton of sense?