Did they really need an intelligence service for that? Look at the fucking fingers!!

Well what they’re saying is that he was a good Samaritan, if you could imagine such a thing.

Yep, it’s clear that the labour party are failing us all. They should be forging economic ties to countries more closely aligned with our moral values.

Like European countries?

Yes, exactly like European countries!

OH WELL HERE’S THE FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT