Lives are the God Emperor’s currency, and that currency should be spent wisely.

Donald Trump, however, is not the God Emperor. He is, in fact, a wastrel, a coward, a liar, and a cheat. He is a literal heretic, a figurative abomination, and a blight on the human race.

They’re all stacked on top of each other.

How the hell did they get caught off guard? He telegraphed this so loud that we could hear it coming a week away.

And here I thought that was just a joke from the Jimmy Kimball show.

2? More like half a paycheck. Most people can’t even afford to call in sick to work.

Okay but why are his parents selling all his old stuff if he left for college? That seems kinda fucked up to me.

There’s no way this was done on accident.

But still not enough to install every single expansion for Sims 4.

And Sam Altman wonders why we hate AI. And this isn’t even at the top of the list of why we hate them, but it’s a really good reason.

Substantially messier than the flappy kind.

Yeah, we know. But it’s not like Congress or SCOTUS is doing anything to stop him. Or even slow him down.

You’re right that is funny. It’s funny in the way that a train obliterating a clown car is funny, but still.

Users just really believe in truth in advertising. Microslop wouldn’t be encouraging people to be dirty, filthy liars, would they?

My fiance, a chef, needed new work pants. I found her some that had pockets and she was very happy.

I was born January 1st, 1979 so I could feel young again.

See a psychiatrist.

Stop fucking saying it’s going to happen and just do it you assholes.

Well well well, if it isn’t Microslop suffering the consequences of its own stupid choices.

Well the Orange Jackass sure as hell doesn’t have the well-being of Iranians in mind.

I mean we already knew he’s a soulless monster, so…