You mean we’d be equal, and you’re making that sound like a bad thing.

I have nothing against immigrants, BUT I prefer cool, wet weather to hit and dry weather.

Maybe that hole is made for you?

AI slop.

Nice and firm.

Thai me up daddy.

Oh fuck off. You know what would have been a real easy way to stop these cunts? If fucking American dipshits had gotten off of their fat fucking arses and voted against him. The American people are solely to blame for these arseholes, nobody else. Own it.

You know how I know that story’s fake? You said fries instead of chips. You’re nothing but a phoney!

I’m willing to bet there haven’t been any vampires in that family since, so…

I mean yeah, since nukes were invented there’s no way we’re getting far away from midnight. Just a matter of waiting until someone lights the touchpaper.