I’m on the waiting list, and boy is it annoying to see them being listed on ebay

Ah okay, that makes sense

Is it worse? It’s lower maintainance and water consumption, no? I’m not defending natural grass, which has zero benefits, but is this worse than that?

And yes, I’m aware that other landscaping options are better.

Would the doctors be pushed away at the pace you move toward them, or do they immediately move to a set distance when they become aware of your presence? Are they immune if their eyes are closed? Do they need to know you’ve eaten apples? Is every interaction a risk for them as an apple-eater might reveal themselves? What happens to a doctor if the are enclosed in an ever-tightening sphere of fruitenarians?