I think the gold spray paint he covers everything in is off-gassing and giving him low levels of carbon monoxide poisoning.

Same clade, different species

7/7 with sponge

Right, that’s it. The one amusing thing you post per week isn’t worth the utter crap you fill my feed with. Goodbye forever Mickey7.

This is some sort of shitty LLM slop account right?

Good gooves

I don’t think it’s about outrage at what’s it’s producing. I think the original twitter post is more about the strange and somewhat inappropriate things you can get the chatbot to respond with, but that it can’t do the things you would normally expect from something run by a clothes shop.

Dude wtf, there’s places to post your limp fucking dick and this ain’t one of them

Yeah, you

Kevin Costner’s Waterworld

Doug Stanhope

What they think it means: I have empathy with the struggles of others and can put myself in their shoes to try and understand them.

What it actually means: I’m an insufferable arse who refuses to acknowledge or respect another person’s point of view.

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Slop

Oi bruv, use got a loisense for that there chippy fryer? Yousell get the fackin rozzers on ya back if yous don’t watch ya self.

Schmidt’s index is full of brilliant stuff.

Red Fire Ant: Sharp, sudden, mildly alarming. Like walking across a shag carpet and reaching for the light switch.

Tropical Fire Ant: You should have learned, but the carpet is the same, and when you again reach for the light switch, the shock mocks you.

Southern Fire Ant: It happens on the third day, as you reach for the light switch, and you’re wondering when you will ever learn.

Giant Ant: A pulsing sting with some flavour. You stepped into a salt bath with an open wound.

Glorious Velvet Ant: Instantaneous, like the surprise of being stabbed. Is this what shrapnel feels like?

Warrior Wasp: Torture. You are chained in the flow of an active volcano. Why did I start this list?

Tarrantula Hawk Wasp: Blinding, fierce, shockingly electric. A running hair dryer has just been dropped into your bubble bath.

Absolute lunatic.