You are absolutely not! I’m convinced that there are dozens of us around the world.
Also, I don’t just replace it in my head but while singing along as well. Oh, and I’m German, so I do simultaneous and extremely literal translations, replacing “baby” with “Kleinkind”, the German word for toddler. And yes, it’s hilarious every time.
It starts with onions,
nice, small and diced,
set the pan temperature not too high
then add some olive oil, you’ll see why,
and then let them sauté until! They’re! Fine!