Also they couldn’t be arsed to make the eggs come from the goose’s arse.

GOOSE WAS NOT VALUED

CW: slides (and link to the original deck) from absolutely brain-melted SoftBank presentation.

Edit: there is video

to be fair, the plan would have worked if you had included the allotted number of goblins in the box in addition to the packing material.

“And then I said to her, ‘This Atlas is Shrugged but mine isn’t’, gesticulating at my crotch”

Still a fuck-everyone-involved but not as much as the Elon suit.

This is what you get when you take Dr. Strangelove (the character in the movie of the same name), Mr. Beast, and a bunch of K and mix it into a slurry and mainline it.

dogshit bread is the future, so you better get over it.

I think Trash Future had a great statement when Richard Dawkins was going on about Claudia that applies to this, which was “you don’t have put in the the newspaper that you hug your stuffed animals and tell them good night.”

The “C is too hard for the AI so have the AI rewrite it in Rust” take is just so galaxy-brained.

I’m waiting for the “who contributed what under what conditions”. I’m wondering how much of the supposed money follows a rather ovoid trajectory.

“Claude, write a strongly-worded letter explaining in great detail how upset I am make no mistakes.”

How does one give an embryo an IQ test.

Imagine the disappointment the rats must have felt when watching “Raiders of the Lost Ark” and wondering why all their heroes are getting their faces melted off.

Epic has no competition which is why it can do whatever it wants, like make garbage software and talk to garbage people.

joke is on us, Heaven’s Gate picked the right time to exit.

literally adding tons and tons to rockets simply to further petrocapitalism. Have to lift the diesel and enough O2 to allow it to combust.

All this from the same kind of people who think shifting to Solar is “woke”.

oh yeah, that happy horseshit.

I am ignorant of the Kardashev scale, is that measuring vibes or skulls?

Get in losers. We’re going imploding.