Make it crash 💥 let it the big videogame reser

I built my vapes myself. Can’t imagine getting off cigs and then using SINGLE USE LiPo batteries…

2025 - after the virus

(It’s free on YouTube!)

It has… nothing. Go watch it. I cringed so much my future kids cringed

Don’t you dare hinder me from experiencing the experience with the sponge.

Can’t upvote. It’s currently at 69, which is nice

When you start drinking at 16:30 you’re already past the first hangover at 01:30

Also, it is Espresso in every language except French, where it is called Expresso

Sus

Great, you’re nice. Congratz on doing the absolute bare minimum.

Any hobbies she’s interested in as well? Or interesting hobbies in general? Any skill you have other than dislocating your shoulder, like changing the breaks on your car? Are you a Sub and want a Dom but she’s a Sub as well? Are you radiating any sexual energy? Heck some women find tax evasion as sexy as a sixpack.

I’ve seen some of Doonesbury‘s comics on the Internet. They, just like this comic strip, feel less like satire and more like a hyperbole. In Austria, we ususally overexaggerate everything. Like we have a satirical book about a former major of Vienna, called “get me the sparkling wine”

As a European, all these American news read like you‘re very close to a civil war over there

Me, cooking, fucked up my Tofu and my wife always uses ChatGPT for everything: hey ChatGPT, how can I fix the tofu that curdled into the smallest flakes possible? ChatGPT: vinegar and heat.

The one time I used ChatGPT for more than “I have this tax law and want my grandma to understand it, say the same using easy words” content I ruined a whole pot of tofu and nutmilk.

If you don’t know what you want it to say, it is wrong.

I had the luxury to smoke on my job. I smoked a lot.

I’ve smoked 3 packs a day by 25 y/o. Started with 17. stopped with 27. I don’t regret stopping, I feel better. But I miss it.

This reminds me of an old YouTube series called “Son of a Glitch”, but in another context:

This son of a glitch is just pretending to be stuck to get out of the conversation!

Edit: OMG I found the channel and there’s about 110 episodes! https://m.youtube.com/@AStartShow/videos

Well, time to finally make my own collection to play