Have you considered that perhaps the problem is that people like you consider us “culturally un-normal”? We exist. We aren’t going anywhere. Get the fuck over it.

He doesn’t even have a reason this time. He’s just doing it to prove he can. He going to tank the economy just to spite us.

25th amendment. Now.

It wasn’t even supposed to have a story. Originally it was going to be entirely PvP focused, but all the alpha testers hated it so they shoved all the PvE in last minute.

“Next, many of my Christian friends have asked me to find Jesus before I go. I’m not a believer, but I have to admit the risk-reward calculation for doing so looks so attractive to me, so here I go. I accept Jesus Christ as my Lord and Savior and look forward to spending an eternity with Him. The part of me not being a believer should be quickly resolved if I wake up in heaven. I won’t need any more convincing than that. I hope I’m still qualified for entry.”

What an absolute fucking goober. Good luck with that one, chief.

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