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5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago

How can I contact Earth's climate for negotiations?

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How can I contact Earth's climate for negotiations?

5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • mushroommunk@lemmy.today
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    Let fungi grow on you. You’ll join the global mycelium network and be able to share electrical signals

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      Album cover of Infected Mushroom's "Army of Mushrooms"

      • sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz
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        banger

  • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml
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    Abolish animal agriculture as a gesture of good faith. The climate thanks you in advance

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      When you actually have to agree to agree to nonviolence during the negotiations…

  • Pommes_für_dein_Balg@feddit.org
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    You can summon the Gaia Avatar by sacrificing the ten people responsible for the most environmental damage.

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    We don’t negotiate with climate terrorists! Until the ecosystem stops their extreme events we will continue to ignore Global Warming and massive pollution.

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      This is a hostage situation, your honor…

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    detonate another Tsar Bomba, that will make them contact you.
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tsar_Bomba

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      Percussive diplomacy, interesting

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