If they don’t do whatever the European equivalent of TACO is, this will drastically change the landscape of the digital world.

  • ZDL@lazysoci.alOP
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    8 days ago

    Can we start with the hanging?

    By their entrails?

    On live television?

    • ArmchairAce1944@lemmy.ca
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      8 days ago

      Live TV? OK a bit old fashioned, but we livestream it, too.

      We could make a game show of it, too. Called ‘Cause of Death’. How it works is you do a hanging via strangulation and not neck breaking and you have someone who is a poor marksman volunteer to fire a few rounds at the palantir exec. Then they wait until vital signs go flat for a few minutes.

      Then we take bets on the cause of death. Was it the gun shots? Or the hanging? A live autopsy shows the results.