• ameancow@lemmy.world
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      6 months ago

      I am equally shocked and completely unsurprised this wooden amalgamation of a parody of a human actually used the “I was just following orders” line. Not a dumb guard or a patrol agent or a desk clerk, but an actual Secretary of Homeland Security. (for whatever prestige or value is held in a position that was invented in 2003 because white people suddenly got scared of Muslims.)

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    PeeWee Himmler is a student of Nazi Germany, and expected that Americans would fold up like Germans still recovering from WW1. He thought that murdering a few people in the streets would intimidate the entire country into staying in their houses. He doesn’t understand that Americans grow up hearing fables of Revolutionaries whooping the most powerful army in the world.

    Americans don’t get intimidated, they get angrier, and eventually they get ferocious.

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    Welp, we won’t be seeing her much longer.

    Guess she’ll have to fall back on her hobby of shooting puppies in the face.

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    6 months ago

    Y’all really don’t understand that this headline is tailored for you.

    In Noem’s mind, this says “Kristi Noem Credits Her Actions to Trump and Stephen Miller.”

    She’s running to the MAGA safehouse. This isn’t “I was following orders.” This is “I was given orders, and look at how perfectly I followed them!”

  • SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
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    6 months ago

    Isla, She Wolf of the SS, is going to find out the hard way the bimbos are the first to get thrown under the bus in that party.

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    shes evil, she knows shes evil, she enjoys that shes evil, but cant admit that shes evil bcs she knows everybody hates her.

    the essence of being a right-wing nutjob

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    6 months ago

    I mean… she’s not completely wrong, but she could have, you know, not have followed fascist orders too. All on them need to be held accountable

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        In five-and-a-half years, Landsberg Prison was the place of execution of 252 condemned war criminals, all of them by hanging.[4] Executions were carried out expeditiously. In May 1946, 28 former SS guards from Dachau were hanged within a four-day period.[5] Bodies that were not claimed were buried in unmarked graves in the cemetery next to the Spöttingen chapel.

        https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Landsberg_Prison