• AeronMelon@lemmy.world
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    2 months ago

    It’s funny cause even though Kelvin Kirk has a huge libido, he still drops women to do Starfleet stuff.

    Remember in 2009 when he said “I have to go study.” And Bones said “Study my ass.” And the next scene is Kirk in bed with Uhura’s Orion roommate? This tied into a deleted scene where the Orion girl actually helped Kirk upload a subroutine into the simulator which allowed him to cheat. It wasn’t just a booty call, he went there to give her the program she needed to plant the next morning, that’s why he changed the subject on Uhura when she finds him.

    Or in into Darkness when he has twins in bed with him an he literally forgets they’re there once his communicator chirps. One of the girls knows it’s over right at that moment.

    Even JJ Abrams made Kirk a nerd.