silence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agoFEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.www.nytimes.comexternal-linkmessage-square52linkfedilinkarrow-up1238arrow-down12cross-posted to: nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz
arrow-up1236arrow-down1external-linkFEMA Official Says He Teleported to Waffle House. Experts Are Dubious.www.nytimes.comsilence7@slrpnk.net to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 months agomessage-square52linkfedilinkcross-posted to: nyt_gift_articles@sopuli.xyz
minus-squareSpaceNoodle@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·4 months agoAnd for some reason it’s always right after twenty beers
minus-squareBuffalox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·4 months agoSurely that’s a coincidence. If it was the beer, how come you don’t teleport a little bit after 1 beer? My logic is infallible, and by my logic we can 100% exclude that beer has anything to do with it. The power of deduction baby. 😋
minus-squareP00ptart@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 months agoBruh, you weren’t drinking beers, those were glasses of Ayahuasca.
And for some reason it’s always right after twenty beers
Surely that’s a coincidence. If it was the beer, how come you don’t teleport a little bit after 1 beer?
My logic is infallible, and by my logic we can 100% exclude that beer has anything to do with it.
The power of deduction baby. 😋
Bruh, you weren’t drinking beers, those were glasses of Ayahuasca.