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David Gerard@awful.systemsM to TechTakes@awful.systemsEnglish · 4 days ago

Jensen claims 100× returns on Nvidia’s circular financing

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Jensen claims 100× returns on Nvidia’s circular financing

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David Gerard@awful.systemsM to TechTakes@awful.systemsEnglish · 4 days ago
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Not a Ponzi scheme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfJ1gdMm17E&list=UU9rJrMVgcXTfa8xuMnbhAEA - video
https://pivottoai.libsyn.com/20260915-jensen-claims-100-returns-on-nvidias-circular-financing - podcast

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  • it_depends_man@lemmy.world
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    Considering it’s fantasy math, 100x is kinda low.

    That’s not even on Dr. Evil’s level.

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    Come on guys, it’s not circular financing if the pension funds will pay for it all at the end.

  • MushuChupacabra@piefed.world
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    Stupid Jacket claims 100× returns on Nvidia’s circular financing

    Totes not Enron

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    100x0=0

  • resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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    He can buy himself a new leather jacket.

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    Are we sure it wasn’t just “turns”? That makes more sense, even if a gross underestimate.

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    Forget about Nvidia, my new AI startup can guarantee 1000× returns! Send 1BTC to my wallet for more details.

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    Dont worry, you just need to pay me a little bit to get 100 times back, the Nigerian prince’s executor says.

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    For him and a few cronies, yes. Everyone else? Nope.

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    Circular financing explained

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