• brem@lemmy.world
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    12 days ago

    Nowadays, if you want 72 virgins ya gotta be rich and be on a list for a private island…

    …Too soon?

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      12 days ago

      You’re statistically more likely to be a suicide bomber than a billionaire

      God knows I’d rather pyrotechnically ablate myself than step on a plane with any of those creeps, let alone a private island

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        12 days ago

        That reminds me,

        …my grandfather told me on his deathbed that you inherited Bin Laden’s hentai collection.

        My question is, how many tries did it take you to teach him how to pronounce “hentai”?