Someone at “Toylino” got the idea to make a toy washing machine, as if it’s a good idea to condition kids to embrace a market where every single unit is enshitified with surreptitious kill switches.

There could only be justice with a toy like this if the toy would quit functioning at some random moment, and refuse to work until the kid hacks the reset mechanism by (e.g.) opening and closing the door 9 times in sequence with no other user stimulus. Kids should be properly conditioned to understand enshitification.