I accidentally acquired an admirer fairly recently, and though we decided not to do anything about it (as we’re both in serious long-term relationships), some of the things that were said to me are basically the nicest things anyone has said to me for years (if not ever) and it still makes me smile to remember them.

I have an impeccable colon.

A few months ago I was at a festival. I talked with 3 strangers and one said to another out of nowhere: “hey he looks a lil bit like you” and the other one replied “more like a pokemon evolution of me!” And tried to mimick my laugh for a second.

I think of this often, because the festival was shit because of the weather and this was one of the few things which make me thin “it was worth it!”

That I’m talented and kind hearted

as if my special concotion of issues would allow me to remember any praise, lol

Nothing. And I love them for it.