What? I just want to be alone in the woods, but people keep taking nude pics of me without consent.
Less unseriously, I have been called a teddy bear, and have been likened to a grizzly waking from hibernation to find it has developed hemorrhoids that are now throbbing. So I suspect that I may well actually be closer to the latter most days.
More in keeping with the spirit of the question, I suspect that I’m closer to that old hunting dog that just wants to nap by the fire, but still loves its people, so it’ll thump its tail when they talk to it, but would really prefer to not have to get up. But will if they really want me to. But I’ll grumble as I start moving.
Sasquatch.
What? I just want to be alone in the woods, but people keep taking nude pics of me without consent.
Less unseriously, I have been called a teddy bear, and have been likened to a grizzly waking from hibernation to find it has developed hemorrhoids that are now throbbing. So I suspect that I may well actually be closer to the latter most days.
More in keeping with the spirit of the question, I suspect that I’m closer to that old hunting dog that just wants to nap by the fire, but still loves its people, so it’ll thump its tail when they talk to it, but would really prefer to not have to get up. But will if they really want me to. But I’ll grumble as I start moving.