• DagwoodIII@piefed.social
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    6 days ago

    I feel morally obligated to put this into the thread.

    Hooters is coming up with a delivery service where the Hooters’ girl will come to your house and give you the restaurant experience at home.

    They are planning on calling it Knockers.

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        6 days ago

        Good on you for asking these questions in a timeline that absolutely justifies them.

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        6 days ago

        Is Craigslist still a thing?

        Because if it is, I’m sure you can find someone who will make it true for you.

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            4 days ago

            Purely anecdotal.

            So, the fat hillbilly looking guy goes to a sleazy motel and orders a girl.

            When the girl gets there he refuses to pay and refuses to let her leave.

            She calls her pimp. He shows up in a fancy car with two buddies.

            Except the hillbilly has a dozen friends waiting in the next room. They get the gun and the car and drive back to the pimp’s place and clean it out.

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              4 days ago

              The moral to your story is not to allow attractive women, or any women, to go to guests they don’t know in motels.

              (/s)

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          5 days ago

          Oh, sweet innocent child.

          Google ‘adult escorts near me’

          You can find all sorts of companionship if you’re willing to steal mommy’s credit card.