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minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up50·6 days agoI feel morally obligated to put this into the thread. Hooters is coming up with a delivery service where the Hooters’ girl will come to your house and give you the restaurant experience at home. They are planning on calling it Knockers.
minus-squarelemmyartistforhire@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14arrow-down2·6 days agoIs this true?
minus-squarewabasso@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·6 days agoGood on you for asking these questions in a timeline that absolutely justifies them.
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·6 days agoIs Craigslist still a thing? Because if it is, I’m sure you can find someone who will make it true for you.
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·5 days agoI would absolutely not want someone I’d found on Craigslist in my house.
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 days agoMaybe Eroticreview.com? Not that I would know personally, but I have seen them advertise in magazines found out in the woods.
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoIf it were it would be a sexual predator’s dream come true.
minus-squareDMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 days agoDon’t they have guards who accompany them?
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4arrow-down1·4 days agoPurely anecdotal. So, the fat hillbilly looking guy goes to a sleazy motel and orders a girl. When the girl gets there he refuses to pay and refuses to let her leave. She calls her pimp. He shows up in a fancy car with two buddies. Except the hillbilly has a dozen friends waiting in the next room. They get the gun and the car and drive back to the pimp’s place and clean it out.
minus-squareDMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoThe moral to your story is not to allow attractive women, or any women, to go to guests they don’t know in motels. (/s)
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·4 days agoRentboys have entered the chat… They’ve probably entered other things, too…
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·5 days agoOh, sweet innocent child. Google ‘adult escorts near me’ You can find all sorts of companionship if you’re willing to steal mommy’s credit card.
minus-squarePhoenixDog@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1arrow-down1·5 days agoDo escorts and prostitutes normally take Credit Card?
minus-squareDagwoodIII@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agoIt’s really too bad you don’t own some sort of device that connects to the internet. Or maybe you can’t figure out how to get past the controls Mommy put on it. If your mother doesn’t want to checking out escorts, I’ll acede to her aurthority over you
minus-squarePsythik@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·4 days agolol who peed in your cheerios, internet tough guy?
I feel morally obligated to put this into the thread.
Hooters is coming up with a delivery service where the Hooters’ girl will come to your house and give you the restaurant experience at home.
They are planning on calling it Knockers.
Is this true?
Good on you for asking these questions in a timeline that absolutely justifies them.
Is Craigslist still a thing?
Because if it is, I’m sure you can find someone who will make it true for you.
I would absolutely not want someone I’d found on Craigslist in my house.
Maybe Eroticreview.com?
Not that I would know personally, but I have seen them advertise in magazines found out in the woods.
If it were it would be a sexual predator’s dream come true.
Don’t they have guards who accompany them?
Purely anecdotal.
So, the fat hillbilly looking guy goes to a sleazy motel and orders a girl.
When the girl gets there he refuses to pay and refuses to let her leave.
She calls her pimp. He shows up in a fancy car with two buddies.
Except the hillbilly has a dozen friends waiting in the next room. They get the gun and the car and drive back to the pimp’s place and clean it out.
The moral to your story is not to allow attractive women, or any women, to go to guests they don’t know in motels.
(/s)
Rentboys have entered the chat…
They’ve probably entered other things, too…
Oh, sweet innocent child.
Google ‘adult escorts near me’
You can find all sorts of companionship if you’re willing to steal mommy’s credit card.
Do escorts and prostitutes normally take Credit Card?
Call and find out.
Sure, what’s the number?
It’s really too bad you don’t own some sort of device that connects to the internet.
Or maybe you can’t figure out how to get past the controls Mommy put on it.
If your mother doesn’t want to checking out escorts, I’ll acede to her aurthority over you
lol who peed in your cheerios, internet tough guy?