When my son lost his first tooth, my wife wanted to put $20 under his pillow because it was his first time, and I said “Are you nuts? We’re establishing a baseline here. If he gets $20, he’ll expect it for every tooth, and this Tooth Fairy is on a budget!”
Can’t be letting a 4 year old have too much disposable cash, you don’t know what they’ll get into.
fuck. a $20? i got a penny a tooth. you are making me feel really old Barn. I’m trying to calculate inflation rates and i can’t. a penny in 1913 is 33 cents today i feel 200 years old twenty dollars what the hell
When my son lost his first tooth, my wife wanted to put $20 under his pillow because it was his first time, and I said “Are you nuts? We’re establishing a baseline here. If he gets $20, he’ll expect it for every tooth, and this Tooth Fairy is on a budget!”
Can’t be letting a 4 year old have too much disposable cash, you don’t know what they’ll get into.
fuck. a $20? i got a penny a tooth. you are making me feel really old Barn. I’m trying to calculate inflation rates and i can’t. a penny in 1913 is 33 cents today i feel 200 years old twenty dollars what the hell
Oh, he didn’t get $20. Maybe a dollar.
would you like to buy some teeth i got teeth if twenty dollar is the going rate. i got a friend with a jar of teeth and I called him crazy
i am going to be yelling at the clouds about this all week thank you i needed a good rant