So fucking this. Unless you’re a god damned lion tamer or professional skydiver there is no job that is “sparkly” or anything but a forced survival chore.
I mean, reach for your dreams! Buy some lions from the black market, set up a little stage in your backyard, and start offering lion shows to all your neighbors. What could possibly go wrong?
So fucking this. Unless you’re a god damned lion tamer or professional skydiver there is no job that is “sparkly” or anything but a forced survival chore.
I mean, reach for your dreams! Buy some lions from the black market, set up a little stage in your backyard, and start offering lion shows to all your neighbors. What could possibly go wrong?