CARLSBAD, CA—Desperately scanning the kitchen counter for anything besides a fruit or vegetable, local man Jeremy Drummond watched in silence Tuesday as his wife revealed all the things she brought home from the store that weren’t Cheez-Its. “Come on, come on, now that we’ve got all this health food out of the way, let’s get […]
Damn you. Now I’m craving Better Cheddars and it’s midnight and I don’t have any.