[yellow shrugs, smiling]
What’s wrong with russian roulette?
I played it once and didn’t die

[yellow is now smiling harder, in a creepy way, gun in hand]
That must mean it’s safe

https://thebad.website/comic/numbers_dont_lie

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      11 days ago

      Oh you’re finally in the “wyaah, I want to get the last word but I can’t be bothered to read for a dozen seconds so I’m just gonna pretend like cool guys reply to comments they don’t read wyaaah byaah” - part?

      Yeah I’ve seen this literally hundreds of times.

      So why did you approach me in DM’s? You won’t answer, because everyone knows the reason:

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          Can’t be bothered to actually say anything, just like you have all night. Just stalk me, DM me, then slink away because you’re ashamed of what you yourself say.

          Isn’t that so?

          Here an example of your rhetorical brilliance.

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              Says the person who is squirming having to write one line replies because he can’t justify any of his actions or words.

              You can’t say why you’re going around obsessed with me, replying to several different threads, then even DM’ing me.

              Ofc it’s because you thought you could harass me.

              And now it’s just pathetically trying to “get the last word” even when you literally can’t say anything, just repeat empty oneliners. I’ve literally literally seen hundreds of kids like you have this exact fucking tantrum.

              Soo you’ll evolve into answering something like “k” or “didn’t read”. No wait you did the latter one already :DDD

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                Look at this. Thinking using a second account to downvote makes you look good. Oh btw I haven’t checked the voting ciz ai know #2 is you.

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                  I don’t think they’re using multiple accounts. It seems SLVRDRGN@lemmy.world is just as dumb as this user, but they don’t have the same insufferable charm to their comments

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                  Roflmao who the fuck would do that? Oh right, you.

                  I don’t give a toss about the votes, but YOU do.

                  That’s why you approached me in DM’s. And because we know you can’t help but to project, this means that not only are you stalking my profile, pouring over every single comment I write, and sending me DM’s, you’re also so fkin pathetic you have several accounts for Lemmy…? I literally though you couldn’t be more pathetic. I was mistaken.

                  So now someone has upvoted me or downvoted you and you “ciz ai know #2 is you”.

                  Because I’ve definitely shown I care about them as desperately as you? Oh right. I’m not a whiny child, unlike you.

                  Why did you approach me in DM’s? Why do you follow me? Why are you obsessed with me?

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                    Dance to my tune bitch. You think you’re all that, but you’re being puppetted because of your arrogance.

                    4 paragraphs. 7 today.