LOS ANGELES – Following the death of beloved 80-year-old British actor Tim Curry, observers have noted a coterie of anonymous upper crust suspects arriving at his mansion in order to investigate the mystery what actually happened to him.
Pretty sure he’s not dead, just went to space.
The one place that hasn’t been corrupted by capitalism!
That sounds like a confession to me. In fact the double negative has led to proof positive.
I’m afraid you gave yourself away!
Why would he want to kill you in public?
I think he meant he threatened, in public, to kill her
I know. So I choose to expose myself.
Oh, please! There are ladies present!
This is war, Peacock! You can’t make an omelette without breaking some eggs. Any cook will tell you that.
But look what happened to the cook!
Someone call Professor Plum!
GREAT SCOTT!
He would have laughed at this.