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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago

Girl, ain't you hungry?

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Girl, ain't you hungry?

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Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days ago
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    Corndog at a bar is still a great pickup strategy.

    Just buy a corn dog, ask the bartender to send it to the person you fancy.

    A random condog is hilarious, a wink from across the bar after that is hilarious.

    But then the beauty comes in, it’s free food, who turns that down? And they have the option to eat it sexually while maintaining contact across a bar while trying not to laugh.

    All around good strat. Will corndog again.

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      For all the times this would fail, the few times it would succeed would totally be worth it

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        would you even want someone for whom it fails? it’s a good filter in that way

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          You will probably filter out all vegans/vegetarians through this. If this is good or bad is up to everyone else to decide for themselves.

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            oops

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        I’m saying, at the very least, it’s a cheap laugh

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      I’m glad you mentioned the wink. The whole move breaks down without it.

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        Critical.

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      Save some rizz for the rest of us bruh.

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        I’m trying to share it with the world

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