• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    3 days ago

    I use my dickwrench to unlock safes. Just need a five speed actuator and a dickwrench becomes a real fucking whore as far as stealthy criminal apparatus’ go. Hey anyone know of any illegal hijinks going around town. I’m totally not a cop bro, and for proof, I’m will to let you pierce my dick, which is totally not my fetish.