Reminds me of the time a friend of mine borrowed our electric chocolate tempering bowl to “do some chocolate coating with {his} daughter” a few years ago. My partner at the time worked with him and came home with the bowl and told me he wasnt allowed to borrow it again.

Apparently he chocolate coated chewy mints, jalapeño slices, spearmint gum, and fucking green olives… then brought them to work with a little “take one” card. No one but my partner knew who did it and there was apparently a witch hunt to figure out who did it. The never found out, but my partner got close to being blamed.

Good times.