Live free or die? Dont tempt me with the best time if my life (the end).

  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    My ape brain isn’t cut out for this. Way too much stimuli.

    Please just let me find a cave to call my own so I can venture off and gather wild berries and fungi for sustenance and entertainment.

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    I honeymooned in Jamaica. Apparently, in Jamaica, the weather is sufficiently clement that people will just start building a house and sleep in it until there’s a roof.

    edit: Then I guess keep sleeping in it.

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    3 days ago

    I’d say if it’s feasible and warm enough going homeless isn’t the end of the world, but don’t do it as an addict.

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      What about as an overweight cheerleader whose always made fun of because her rolls hang out of the uniform and her braces make her lips curl out too much? I think I can find a uniform and an willing to get braces just so it’s extra believable. Do you think that would make a feasible homeless person?

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        2 days ago

        If you’re in middle school cheer, there may be a job opening in the DC area. All cash, under the table massages.

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        Well low self-esteem isn’t going to work to your advantage, but there is always someone for everyone. Just have some critical thinking skills and don’t put yourself into a dangerous situation and everything will work out fine.