all while delivering next-generation privacy
Their definition of next generation privacy: don’t worry about it, we will take good care of all of your precious and lucrative data
To be fair, next-generation doesn’t have to mean better privacy. It’s just what’s next lol. /sad
Can you explain why any of this is slop? It looks like just a bunch of compatibility stuff.
Entire first paragraph is adding LLM compatible features and renaming it to a “intelligence system” instead of a operating system
It sounds more like they are adding some janky UI shit and adding the term AI in there because that’s what HOT right now.
💯
It has been this for many years
Like windows.
Slop operator adding slop to its sloperations, sloppily.
“For your convenience™” ofc, def not for their monopolistic profit & ‘do evil’ attitude.
My thoughts are, I wonder if I can be less surprised by this. I dont think so.
Might as well read “NEWS FLASH Microsoft crams co-pilot into privacy focused digital ID wearable dog collar”
