• OwOarchist@pawb.social
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    19 days ago

    “To help you survive on this alien world, your body has been genetically modified with traits adapted to aquatic environments.”

    And why do I have massively thick thighs now?

    “Leg muscle enhancements can increase swimming speed by up to forty percent.”