Don’t let your children near christians.
Don’t let your children near the army recruiter.
It’s hilarious that Jehovah’s Witnesses, who refuse military service altogether (even non-combat) and kick out members who join the military, are directly recognized, while Mormons (who have no such restrictions on military service) are not. Evangelicals consider both of them to be basically heretical.
Like everything Hegseth touches is just clearly being touched by a know-nothing dumbfuck.
The Mormons are there:
Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints (CJ)
Amusingly, it’s usually shortened as LDS. But it’s CJ in the military for some reason…
All of the crazy Christian faiths are on the list, unsurprisingly.
What’s more surprising is that the Defense Secy’s Church of Quentin Tarantino isn’t.No 30 Seconds to Mars?



