Per the prosecution, the act itself wasn’t what made the case criminal, it was the pattern.
Among the court’s findings:
1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days.
Each containing exactly one lemon.
Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants.
She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.
Delivery instructions varied:
“Hand it to him directly”
“He will know”
“Tell him she remembers”
14 arrived at exactly 11:47 p.m.
One arrived during his job interview.
One arrived at a hospital while he was visiting >his father.
The defense argued the deliveries were “fruit and therefore non-threatening.”
Driver: Yeah, I’m not doing that.
I want to know the percentage of lemons that were not delivered correctly, as in to the wrong address.
I have speculations but this is valuable data.
Even a 0.5% error rate is 9 lemons to the wrong place, which would be confusing as hell to someone.
Tell that to Rodney McKay.
It’s a ship that fits through the gate!