Maybe just be the change you want to see? Walk to him first like a decent wife was meant to. No more issue.
You don’t even have to be married for that
What?
You started the conversation, you walk 25 feet.
Exactly. I scream “what” once, then “I cant hear you” once, and then ignore it completely. If it was important, they would come to me.
Unless they sound distressed of course …
My wife and I immediately switch to the “yelling penis louder competition” when it’s obvious we can’t hear what the other person is saying.
Sir/Ma’am, I’m afraid I’m going to have to ask you to leave the movie theater.
I just yell “I cant hear you”
Text, you are both on your phones already
My wife often forgets I have a hard time hearing her when she’s sitting next to me, so there’s no way I can hear her from the other end of the house with a running dehumidifier in-between.
Judging by thier voice I’m either walking or running over.
Or, as a bonus. Call them.



