The President who looked haggard and tired told CNN, “this music video, wow, folks, I’ve never seen anything like it, who’s it by P. Diddy? No? Fifty Cents? Wow, the way he raps, he lives his life like me”.

The music video went on for 6 minutes and the crowd was largely silent. Trump capped it off by saying “No one can kill me, it’s true, I’ve survived so many assassins like the fella in this music video.”

Karoline Leavitt broke the silence by saying her expected baby is the reincarnation of Vishnu.