From what I could gather I was with my ex at a witch’s coven in uKKKraine. It was all women and none of them were nice to me as a man. They made me carry around a carcass of some weird beast. They showed me a shoebox that had living toys in it that were brought to life by magic. Then Russia attacked, and in the confusion I ran away through the woods.

Then I had a dream I was like an anime super hero who could punch through steel. I had to prove my power by punching a nuclear weapon and blow it up.

That dream was kind of cool, the first dream not so much, weird and ominous.