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minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoAdd horseradish and bamboo, and that planet is finished.
minus-squareEvilsandwichman [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8arrow-down1·1 month agoAdd a single capitalist and the planet can be rejuvenated to its original barren state
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago“No it won’t! Everything is better than ever! All that environmental disaster all around you is a Liberal/ Democrat/ Progressive/ Socialist/ Communist/ Ukranian/ European hoax! YOU’RE ALL OUT TO GET ME! I HAVE GUNS!” - That Capitalist
minus-squareMunkyNutts@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 month agosprinkle a little bermuda grass and we’ll terraform this planet in no time
minus-squareBarneyPiccolo@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoBermuda grass? Then we’ll be needing Dandelions and crabgrass.
Add horseradish and bamboo, and that planet is finished.
Add a single capitalist and the planet can be rejuvenated to its original barren state
“No it won’t! Everything is better than ever! All that environmental disaster all around you is a Liberal/ Democrat/ Progressive/ Socialist/ Communist/ Ukranian/ European hoax! YOU’RE ALL OUT TO GET ME! I HAVE GUNS!” - That Capitalist
sprinkle a little bermuda grass and we’ll terraform this planet in no time
Bermuda grass? Then we’ll be needing Dandelions and crabgrass.