Meanwhile me: “Sorry guys, can’t make it tomorrow. Yeah I’ll still be sleeping when the thing starts”. (it’s unavoidable because heavy insomnia)

You know who that is? He’s famous in part for saying that British women can’t cook, and that “the French don’t know how to cook breakfast”. After that he was no longer the Prince of Edinburgh.

You can fuck off home, thats what you can do next.

I feel seen.