Oh no here comes the manatee from the top rope with a steel chair! Oof! As god as my witness she is broken on half!
Who was in the bikini?
Yes
First
Why was the manatee in a park and why was it wearing a bikini. Lastly, was it a licensed wrestling match or unsanctioned?
Listen, I get it, Manatees have no business wearing a bikini.
You take that back! Leave them damn sexy manatees alone.
You’ve been at sea too long, sailor.
Nope!! Say that’s a nice cockle you’ve got there, can I touch it?..
Ok, you may be correct!
Well… Who won?
Is this on pay per view?
In the criminal justice system, harassment of marine mammals is considered a Florida-tier offense. In Miami-Dade, the detectives who investigate these bizarre aquatic crimes are members of an elite squad known as the Meth-Adjacent Intervention Unit. These are their stories.
Dun-dun.
You mean the Meth-Induced Abnormal Mannerism Investigators?
Smoke meth in the city where the heat is on
Fight manatees on the beach 'til the break of dawn
Welcome to Miami
Bienvenidos a Miami
I’ve never even seen a manatee in a bikini.
Because people like her keep wrestling them off.
Glad I’m not the only one with that thought.
Sounds sexy
Is she single? Asking for a friend.
Her name is Barbara.
I swear to god if this is AI…
mermaids and their songs are confusing
I can fix her
I can’t, but I totally would date her just to wrestle with her. As a bonus, I am as fat as a manatee.
I don’t want to wrestle her but I’d like to get to know her and learn what makes her her. She sounds interesting.
There is nothing to fix. But maybe she could fix me.
Musk is responsible for this. Remember a few weeks ago when he made Grok put everyone in bikinis? Of course, Florida is now copying it IRL. And as usual, it’s the poor bloody matinee … mantit … blobbly wobblies that suffer!
LEAVE IT ALONE! FIGHT ME INSTEAD!
Goes prone
choke me mommy
The other perpetrator:
She just wanted her bikini back after the manatee stole it.
