• Darkness343@lemmy.world
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    8 hours ago

    Tools don’t kill. It’s the ones wielding the tools that do.

    A black home bomb is harmless until someone uses it to wipe out an entire solar system.

    • OBJECTION!@lemmy.ml
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      5 hours ago

      Ok, Mr. Hitler, I’ll give you this truckload of bombs, but you have to pinky promise that you won’t drop them on Britain.

      Dangit, he dropped them on Britain, didn’t he? Oh well, not my fault. Guess I’ll go get him another truckload of bombs, he’ll be needing them now.

      -The average day of a Lockheed Martin employee