As for carotts, the size of the plant is a pretty good indicator for the size of the root.
Is suicide an option?
As an American, we already have that… It’s called Hershey’s.
Hershey’s does not taste like shit.
It tastes like vomit. Get your facts straight.
They are not mutually exclusive:
If i remember correctly, they even sell them in poop shapes
And call it a “kiss”.
there’s a joke to be made about how ahead of the curve they were with that decision.
The larger the gem for the butt plug isn’t always what matters most
Shit that tastes like chocolate is clearly better because it wont tempt you into eating it
How can you say you love her if you won’t even eat her poop?
My only concern with that is the bacteria in it. At best you’ll get e-coli in your upper intestines which will break down sugar before your system could digest it (it does work as a very not recommended weight loss bodyhack though), at worst it’ll enter your bloodstream via some scars or even a bad gum/tooth causing sepsis.
lol it’s an old meme.
It doesn’t matter, what matters is whether we’re including the past in the change, and whether it’s just our shit or all creatures.
Shit tastes like chocolate?
Include the past and we evolve to not like the taste of chocolate. Chocolate is never invented.
Chocolate tastes like shit?
Chocolate is likely never invented/popularised.
I would pick the chocolate that tastes like shit. I would rather not end up with illnesses.
¿Por qué no ninguno de los dos?
Sometimes in life you got to make a choice, my son.
Now, choose wisely.
