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minus-squareptychodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·2 months agoSpeak to your doctor if you experience: Translucent teeth Elbow malfunction Hemming/hawing Pregurgitation Temporary omniscience Rectal certitude Permanent buoyancy Recalcitrant offspring Purple haze Vehement denial Moonwalking Rogue waves Charm offensives Offgassing False dichotomies Spotted dick Camaro envy
minus-squareameancow@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoI am experiencing reverse effluviums and an aversion to revision. What are my chances?
minus-squareAngryCommieKender@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoMoonwalking sounds like a feature, not a bug. Camaro envy? Nope. Nothing is worth that.
minus-squareptychodus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 months agoOkay, for moonwalking you should talk to your agent/promoter. For Camaro envy, even your therapist doesn’t want to hear about that.
minus-squareI Cast Fist@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·2 months agoMoonwalking is only feature complete when accompanied by HE-HEEE or AU!!!
Speak to your doctor if you experience:
Translucent teeth
Elbow malfunction
Hemming/hawing
Pregurgitation
Temporary omniscience
Rectal certitude
Permanent buoyancy
Recalcitrant offspring
Purple haze
Vehement denial
Moonwalking
Rogue waves
Charm offensives
Offgassing
False dichotomies
Spotted dick
Camaro envy
Welcome… to Night Vale.
I am experiencing reverse effluviums and an aversion to revision. What are my chances?
Moonwalking sounds like a feature, not a bug.
Camaro envy? Nope. Nothing is worth that.
Okay, for moonwalking you should talk to your agent/promoter. For Camaro envy, even your therapist doesn’t want to hear about that.
Moonwalking is only feature complete when accompanied by HE-HEEE or AU!!!