“They have to open up the Strait of Trump — I mean Hormuz,” Trump said.
  • KingPorkChop@lemmy.caOPMEnglish
    231·
    18 days ago

    This orange blob of cholesterol is the stupidest mother fucker to ooze the surface of the planet.

    If we’re going to rename it anything, it would be The Straight of Epstein-Distraction .

    • ddplf@szmer.infoEnglish
      5·
      18 days ago

      I’d go for a total control over the strait along with the land surrounding it - the Gulf of Donald Trump and, on the other side, the Big Beautiful Bill Peninsula