“Humans are the greatest polluters, so those death squads we hired to kill union leaders in Colombia were just us contributing to the environment!”
They’re all lying assholes whose entire existence is performative so they can get away with being the horrible shit stains they are deep down.
CEO of a giant fast-food chain after taking a single bite of one of his company’s burgers
CEOs after they approve recycling programs in their corporate offices after announcing mandatory return to office 5 days a week.
Just here to say that Jay Leno is not funny, never was funny. I have no idea why he is so beloved. I’ve watched his standup, it was genuinely awful. Then again, Jimmy Fallon hosts now, so I guess that show just exists to give low-talent comedians a thing to do where they are beyond filthy rich.
Conan is and always will be the better man.
I love his car collection and it seems he’s got genuine passion for old automobiles and sometimes automotive YouTubers get him in their videos and he seems like a nice guy.
Literally never seen his show nor his standup. Now I’m even less inclined to do so. I think he’s eventually going to be better known for his garage than his show lol
