First, you must file your complaint with the Central Committee for Harmonious Monetary Rectification, conveniently chaired (in spirit, always in spirit) by Xi Jinping. The office is located somewhere between “internal circulation” and “please wait patiently,” third corridor on the left. Bring three stamped forms, a QR code, and a correct ideological attitude.
If that fails, escalate to the Department of “It Was Definitely Deposited, Check Again.”
First, you must file your complaint with the Central Committee for Harmonious Monetary Rectification, conveniently chaired (in spirit, always in spirit) by Xi Jinping. The office is located somewhere between “internal circulation” and “please wait patiently,” third corridor on the left. Bring three stamped forms, a QR code, and a correct ideological attitude.
If that fails, escalate to the Department of “It Was Definitely Deposited, Check Again.”