Yakety sax-istocracy.

Every update to this story has been dumber than the last.

How is this anything but an unfair double standard biased against the GOP? On one hand, it’s against the rules to make explicit calls for illegal actions but on the other, it is okay to tell people not to do illegal things?

Wait, yeah, I heard it.

Taser wh-!!!

Who’s there?

I know a really good knock-knock joke but need you to start it.

“Good news, Mr. Big Strong President Sir! Your approval ratings are 100% _{of what they were yesterday.}”

There are specific window-breaker muzzle attachments for this purpose. It’s not what I’d use either if something without a gun mounted behind it was available though. Some eBay warrior wanted to try out their high-speed tacticool gear and got their golden opportunity.

So the French government can do it but when I go out and tell people to get fucked, it’s a problem.

I thought the cat was purring but the sound was coming from the other end.

I told them they never should have installed the “shut down El Paso airspace for 10 days” button on the same remote as his TV controls.

Get a ride home and schedule an appointment with the shrink.

Hunter1 was a good dog, his successor has some big paw prints to fill but is doing well.

You are allowed to write the word “terrorist” here. It’s not a Beetlejuice thing, no need to worry that one will spring into existence behind you if you write it three times or whatever the concern is.

I just wanted to know, doesn’t mean I’m going to do anything about it.

These are vital load-bearing pedophiles.

Breaking Urgent Special Fox News Operation: Raskin SLAMMED in Fact Check! Some Person _{named Donald Trump} Only Mentioned 999,999 Times!

Okay, where does “jarhead” come in from that? I’m missing something here.

Still not sure I follow but I’ll look again.